Sparkle Fart

$10.00

No matter what club you want to dance at, this pink pony (okay, also MAYBE unicorn) is ready to ride along! They feature hand drawn tattoos that aren’t at all bad and look exactly like I intended! What? You don’t see the flowers on their sides and hearts all over? Sounds like a skill issue. Anyway! They also have an added magnet in their tummy so that they can stay on, regardless of what kind of dance you do! Ha ha, wink wonk

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No matter what club you want to dance at, this pink pony (okay, also MAYBE unicorn) is ready to ride along! They feature hand drawn tattoos that aren’t at all bad and look exactly like I intended! What? You don’t see the flowers on their sides and hearts all over? Sounds like a skill issue. Anyway! They also have an added magnet in their tummy so that they can stay on, regardless of what kind of dance you do! Ha ha, wink wonk

No matter what club you want to dance at, this pink pony (okay, also MAYBE unicorn) is ready to ride along! They feature hand drawn tattoos that aren’t at all bad and look exactly like I intended! What? You don’t see the flowers on their sides and hearts all over? Sounds like a skill issue. Anyway! They also have an added magnet in their tummy so that they can stay on, regardless of what kind of dance you do! Ha ha, wink wonk

Sparkle Fart was originally a Tom’s Toy International pink unicorn plush. They were since thrifted, refurbished, and modified. While Sparkle Fart does love to party hardy, they also would like someone to sit inside and snugg with. Will you be their new friend to share their new lease on life with? They come with a magnet in their tummy and an additional magnet pouch that goes under your shirt on your shoulder to hold them in place. DO NOT EAT THE MAGNETS. THEY WILL KILL YOU. NO MORE WICKED DREAMS OF DANCING IN PLACES YOUR MATERNAL FIGURE WOULD DISAPPROVE OF. Also, Sparkle Fart would be sad if you died :(

DISCLAIMERS: All stuffed animals are thoroughly cleaned by being de-stuffed, washed multiple times with dawn and then once with a fabric softener, and temporarily left in the sun to dry before they finish the process indoors. They were refurbished in a smoke-free home with pets. If you have any questions about Sparkle Fart or any other available plushie, you can reach out to me at secondchancesquared@gmail.com!